diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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(via lifeiscrazyithinkimdizzy)

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via lifeiscrazyithinkimdizzy)

reverseracist:

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

white people be like white people be like but they the white people that be like

(via yelled)

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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(Source: wiiiinchester, via crystallized-teardrops)

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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(via yelled)

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Anonymous asked:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

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