friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.
I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.
you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"